Hi my name is M'ah (pronounced Emma) King, I'm over 18 and I live in New York City. I'm here on Nuzizo to meet new people, find friends and possibly meet Mr.Right. Ok well maybe not Mr. Right but I'd settle for a little fun. My life is an open book literally because unbeknownst to me my mother sold the rights to my diary to a company called soulsingles and now every week a different chapter is published. Can you imagine that? Having your inner most secrets and thoughts on display for millions of people to read. Well it sucks, like the first time I wore a girdle to the time I got chased by a pack of wild dogs, or worse the time I tongue kissed a treadmill. The tides have turned I figured if she can post them there then I can do it here, beat her to the punch. It gets worse, I have a neighbor named Mrs. Pratt. Not only is she the nosiest human being on the planet, but she's as old as sand and always smells like cat pee. She of course is a frequent flier at the King house, when she's not hitting on my father Paul she's picking up my surrogate brother, her equally old and senile cat named Speedy. Mum has taken a liking to Speedy and sometimes they wear matching clothing. Yes you can imagine the fright of having to see an overweight cat being pushed, poked and stuffed into a too small turtle neck sweater. As much as dad tries to stop her from doing it mum still insist that Speedy doesn't mind. Well Mrs. Pratt does and she has threatened numerous times to call the ASPCA on mum. I guess she has visions of the people from animal cops TV busting in and taking Mum down. Go figure! If that was not enough for me to deal with I have Moses Whipple, he's suppose to be a pastor but in reality he is a god honest, pimp. He's been featured on HBO specials, Ho's On the Point, Drop It like It's Hot and Where Ma Money At, Bitch? In his spare time he's mum realtor. You have to be my friend, who's going to save me from the nuts I live with? Nuff respect, M'ah.