Find your local protest meet. We are legion. 

Taken from the Straight Dope Message Board (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=448717)

 "So much talk of waterboarding, so much controversy. But what is it really? How bad? I wanted to write the definitive thread on waterboarding, settle the issue. Torture, or not?

To determine the answer, I knew I had to try it. I looked at my two small children. Surely, in the interests of science?.....

But alas, my wife had objections.

(Continued after the cut) 

Immanentising the eschaton... BRB

~C 

Okay, so stupid photographer is backed up beyond all heck, so I got a crappy webcam and did a few of my own. Enjoy the sampler platter for now, until I can get my photog in. ~C

Ahem.

I am not my sexual anatomy or sexual orientation.
I am not the colour of my skin or the nation I was born in.
I am not my political affiliation or my religious conviction.
I am not the money I make or the job I work.
I am not the name you call me, the title you give me.
I am not my fucking khakis.

I am fXe, so fuck off with your pretentions, your preconceived notions, and your holier-than-thou self-righteous judgment.

Turn on. Tune in. Drop out.

~C-style

Edit: This is not directed at anyone. I'm just grumpy.