If you haven't laughed today, then this should crack your side.
Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose damn payments! So I call my baby girl, Shaquonda , to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk Through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
SCROLL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawd a Mercy!!