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URINIATING - PUBLIC RESTROOMS

I spend a lot of time at coffee shops. I grab a seat by the window, drink a cup of earl gray or chamomille tea and plug in my lab top. I can stay all day...I lose track of time. When nature calls, I acknowledge the whisper and walk over to the restroom. 

I wait patiently for the occupied restroom to become vacant. A  women will walk out and I proceed to enter.  TO MY HORROR, I repeatedly see more urine splashed over the seats then I could ever imagine. The cuplrits...not who you may think.  These women are entering their football squat stance and indiscriminately spraying these public restrooms with their piss.  Forget the age old stereotype that men dont lift the seat, what I witness from these women is enough to make Ann Landers blush.

Ladies, please wipe the seat when you are finished.

Thank you

The Bathtroom Police

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Comments (6)

DRomeo

DRomeo wrote on Jan 02, 04:07 PM

Hilarious Idan :)

princesstamtam

princesstamtam wrote on Jan 02, 04:08 PM

You spelled bathroom wrong Officer :o )

In the words of my man Shystie "I Ain't gotta say shit" we all know who the  real I can aim to save my life jockey's are.

Peace

bdrmeyz

bdrmeyz wrote on Jan 02, 04:18 PM

i am tired of crumpling loads and loads of toilet paper so i can wipe the seat dry....why do i wipe the seat clean even though it is not my urine that has left fingerprints? it is because the next person that enters the restroom will think i was raised in a cave and indiscriminately sprayed...its akin to when you are riding with Person A on the elevator. Person A suddenly elects to fart and then proceeds to conveniently exit the elevator as the stench begins to settle...new persons come on to the elevator...they start to smell the stench and think you are the one who has unleashed this horror in the confined space.  all eyes are on you...i wanted to avoid the presumed guilt so i wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe some more...
sincerely,
the bathroom police

bdrmeyz

bdrmeyz wrote on Jan 02, 04:19 PM

i am tired of crumpling loads and loads of toilet paper so i can wipe the seat dry....why do i wipe the seat clean even though it is not my urine that has left fingerprints? it is because the next person that enters the restroom will think i was raised in a cave and indiscriminately sprayed...its akin to when you are riding with Person A on the elevator. Person A suddenly elects to fart and then proceeds to conveniently exit the elevator as the stench begins to settle...new persons come on to the elevator...they start to smell the stench and think you are the one who has unleashed this horror in the confined space.  all eyes are on you...i wanted to avoid the presumed guilt so i wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe some more...
sincerely,
the bathroom police

princesstamtam

princesstamtam wrote on Jan 02, 04:20 PM

Idan you should also be a little more sympathetic to women and public restrooms.  You try undressing, holding the door closed with one foot, keeping your purse in mid air while maintaining a matrix like hover over the already stained seat and see how well you hit the middle...? Not to mention not dribbling all over yourself..

princesstamtam

princesstamtam wrote on Jan 02, 04:50 PM

La policia does protest to much..me thinks  :o)  I dubb thee  "small bladder"

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