I'm a little confused.  Let me see if I have this
> straight.....
>
> * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents,
> you're "exotic, different."
>
> * Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential
> American story.
>
> * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
> Muslim.
>
> * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, and you're a
> maverick.
>
> * Graduate from Harvard law School and be President of the
> Law Review, and you are unstable.
>
> * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
> you're well grounded.
>
> * If you spend 3 years as a community organizer, create a
> voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters,
> spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,  spend 8
> years as a State Senator representing a district with over
> 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's
> Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the
> United States Senate representing a state of  13 million
> people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign
> Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's
> Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership
>
> experience.
>
> * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on
> the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with
> less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state
> with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to
> become the country's second highest ranking executive.
>
> * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
> while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
> churches, you're not a real Christian.
>
> * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress,
> and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the
> next month, you're a Christian.
>
> * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
> including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
> the fiber of society.
>
> * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
> only, with no other option in sex education in your
> state's school system while your unwed teen daughter
> ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.
>
> * If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a
> position in a prestigious  law firm to work for the
> betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to
> raise a family, your family's values don't represent
> America's.
>
> * If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude",
> with at least one DUI conviction and no college education,
> who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a
> member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska
> from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
>
> OK, it's all much clearer now....