SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I kn ew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dreamShould have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!Go on now-go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!![Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' fo r a cordless multispeed!
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I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex!< BR>I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Send this to all of the cool chicks you know,
And all the dude's who can handle this new remix...!