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Scottish Humour...

(Apparently real) questions/answers given at my local music store, which specializes in selling rare CDs, vinyl, and concert tickets to the public. 

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debbie

debbie wrote on Oct 09, 03:50 PM

try again.
I can actually hear folk saying them, esp:

Two gadgie minks come up to the counter looking for Oasis tickets:

GM: How many have you got left?

S: About half a dozen.

GM: What's that? Like a hundred?

(even his gadgie mate looked embarrassed)

and

C: Ehm lookin fur a song, eh dinna ken the name o the band,
They did a song. Eh dinna ken the name o it. There were models in a bath.
S: What?
C: No, ye ken whit ehm on aboot. The band, they did a song, eh dinna ken.....
S: Help!

debbie

debbie wrote on Oct 09, 03:52 PM

for the benefit of non-scottish folk who maybe don't know what we're going on about (I don't mean to be patronising so apologies if it's totally obvious Smile):

ken = know
dinna = don't
ehm = i'm

c0ley

c0ley wrote on Oct 09, 04:24 PM

What Debbie says...I promise to include translations next time :-)

gin_0

gin_0 wrote on Oct 12, 09:45 AM

The link didn't work for me :(

c0ley

c0ley wrote on Oct 12, 09:47 AM

Hi Gin_0,

Try this: http://www.grouchos.co.uk/dont_ask.htm

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