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Single Female In NYC Seeks Man Earning $500,000+

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"A great Craiglslist dating post is currently making the rounds, written by A 25 year old woman in New York who is trying to find out how to land a rich husband . The response is bound for the all time classic CL posts category."

Woman: I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Man: Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

 Source: OnlineDatingInsider

Comments (7)

starzshowz

starzshowz wrote on Oct 05, 04:51 PM

wowTongue out

saidamin

saidamin wrote on Oct 05, 05:48 PM

she could always try http://meetingmillionaires.com/
Smile

DRomeo

DRomeo wrote on Oct 05, 05:58 PM

Whoa.  Very concise breakdown.  If you're gonna make deal, especially one as crass as hers, expect a crass counter-offer.

princesstamtam

princesstamtam wrote on Oct 05, 06:18 PM

I see nothing wrong with her proposal. In fact she has a point, living in NY sucks when you have a "normal job" ( please refer to Idan who use to pay an arm, leg and I'm sure his yet to be first born child before he wised up and schlepped his buttocks to Harlem) .  Yes the delivery is crass but his answer was way off the Richter. Why? What do men normally do when the one they've promised to love honor and obey earn their well deserved badges of woman-hood (stretch marks, laugh lines, stomach pouch, PHD in naggig)?   

They turn em in for a younger model...

Jazzy1979

Jazzy1979 wrote on Oct 06, 03:31 AM

wow amazing

master_mo

master_mo wrote on Oct 06, 06:06 PM

Thats funny...

lilik428

lilik428 wrote on Nov 29, 08:04 PM

i think both postings are hilarious. i think "man" has a point though- beauty fades and plastic surgery only works to a certain extent.

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