Rastafarianism: "let's smoke this shit"
Hare Krishna: "shit happens rama rama"
Nation Of Islam: "don't take no shit"
New Age: "visualise shit happening"
Shintoism: "you inherit the shit of your ancestors"
Hedonism: "I love it when shit happens"
Satanism: "sneppah tihs"
Capitalism: "this is MY shit"
Feminism: "men are shit"
Existentialism: "what is shit, anyway?"
Scientology: "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"
Mormonism: "excrement happens" (don't say shit)
Baptism: "we'll wash the shit right off you
Mysticism: "this is really weird shit"
Voodoo: "shit doesn't just happen - we make it happen"
Wicca: "you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times"
Disneyism: "bad shit doesn't happen here"
Communism: "lets share the shit"
Marxism: "you have nothing to lose by your shit"
Conspiracy Theorism: "THEY shit on us!"
Psycho-Analysis: "tell me about your shit"
Darwinism: "survival of the shittiest"
Amish: "modern shit is useless"
Suicidal: "I've had enough of this shit"
Optimism: "shit won't happen to me"
Trekism: "to boldly shit where no-one has shit before"
Shakespearean: "to shit or not to shit, that is the question"
Descartes: "I shit therefore I am"
Freud: "this is a phallic symbol"
Lawyers: "for enough money, I can get you out of shit"
Acupuncturist: "hold still or this will hurt like shit"
Dog: "I just shit in your shoes"
Cat: "dogs are shit"
Mouse: "oh shit! a cat!"
Politically Correct: "internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens"
Einstein: "shit is relative"
Family Gathering: "relatives are shit"
Materialism: "whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
Vegetarianism: "if it happens to shit, don't eat it"
Fatalism: "oh shit, it's going to happen"
Environmentalism: "shit is biodegradable"
Americanism: "who gives a shit?"
Statistician: "shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
Hip-Hop: "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
Tantrism: "fuck this shit"
Cynicism: "we are all full of shit"
Surrealism: "fish happens"