A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help
him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his
wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking
for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday,
I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a
tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo
much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.