I can't understand why people refuse to think. Just use the fucking brain god gave you and think. We only use a small portion of it anyway so a little extra effort won't kill you. Why would you deliberately press the emergency button in the elevator when you know I'm fucking claustraphobic did you think the look on my face was one of fucking joy you fucking prick?Did you think waiting 3 whole hours for someone to fucking figure out what side of the building we were stuck on was fun? Derek your sense of humor truly takes the cake and I sincerly hope the security camera catches you the next time you steal toilet paper from the bathroom and Tampons for your wife from the stock room.
Cheers