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The Genie

Posted by colossall on Tuesday, January 30, 04:54 AM

The Genie

A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. The
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. 
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there apologize and see how much is going  to cost  us.." 
   
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm  voice  said,"Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was  done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on  its side near the pieces of window glass.  A big black man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" 
   
"Uh.yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. 
   
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a  genie,  and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." 
   
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."  "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.  And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the black genie asked. 
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. 
   
"Consider it done," the black genie said . "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" 
   
"And now," the couple asked, "what's your wish, genie?" 
   
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman  in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." 
   
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" 
   
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" 
   
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" 
   
So the black genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. After  about three hours, the black genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" 
   
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. 
   
"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still believe in genies!"

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princesstamtam

princesstamtam wrote on Jan 30, 08:52 AM

Oh yeah now that's hilarious

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Da Joke Box

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This is a sad world we live in so instead of laying stagnent until absolution, why not make me laugh? Oh and others around you, post a joke a smile does wonder for your soul.

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September 05, 2006 by princesstamtam
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